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Born: February 9, 1981
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 174 lbs
Shoe: 12
Hair color: Varies.
Eyes: Blue
Waist to floor 45"
Thigh 23"
Chest size: 43"
Biceps size: 15"
Waist: 32"
Dresses right
Occupation: Savior to the remaining few
Marital Status: Single

Ancient societies had anthropomorphic gods: a huge pantheon expanding into centuries of dynastic drama; fathers and sons, martyred heroes, star-crossed lovers, the deaths of kings - stories that taught us of the danger of hubris and the primacy of humility.
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